Saturday 30 April 2011

Portal 2! Oh GLaDOS would be proud.... *SPOILERS - Dont say i warned ya!*

After playing "Homefront", i really needed to get my self out of the infamous video game rut. What better to do that than what i've been raving about for the past month... But portal 2.

I started talking to The ever popular Billy Gill about how this were to link into Portal 1 seeing as "Chell" was left to die as the screen left to blank while large parts of the Aperture laboratories. If you were to buy the first one off steam now, the endings changed, You get pulled back into the lab by an unknown robotic sound. THIS BLEW MY MIND!! for this reason i love Valve. They just seem to have that attention to detail that No other game company seem to have. That extra forcefulness to iron out the impurity even if it is just a few second clip.

So, right the game. Until I immediately started to play, I stood by the fact of "If its not broken, don't fix it." for valves sake, Ill happily stand that to the side. The graphics developed form the 2007 release to the now 2011 release, the graphical improvement is 10 fold! I was blown away taking my few steps and somehow they just seamed to be getting better throughout the game, I think its just the attention to detail in which is placed into everything, The ominous scenery, the nerving sounds and the intense environment you get placed in shortly after "WHEATLY" (Stephen Merchant) wakes you up.

While were on the subject of "Wheatly", He has to be the best character in a video game for the past few years. The witty, clever humour of Stephen merchant and the changeability of a Crazed GLaDOS makes this game just that even more comfortable and humours. Also to add, The award for best Actor to play a character in a video game for a while goes to Stephen Merchant <3

So going through the game, we see the true destruction of the aperture science test chambers as we delve deaper into the heart with your trusty side kick Wheatly. So the test go past and then the tides turn for the worst, eventually you end up falling to the very bottom of the humongous facility. This is, for me, where the game makes it amazing. We discover through the ages of the ancient tests in which CAVE JOHNSON guides you through. Decorated with the old propaganda style posters and the contrast of colours and little details shows you and guides you through the years of Aperture's existence and the unfortunate downfall of Cave Johnson (JK Simmons). 

So basicly, the only downside of this game which to me was near-perfect is that of a fundamental Glitch.
If your lucky, you'll get a glitch which will ruin this game. (MASSIVE SPOILER!) as you raise to meet a crazed wheatly you'll get to see that he mentions ways to defend himself in the next 5 minuets of fighting. Well, At this point he should fire bombs at you. on my game, He didn't. you just fanny around for 5 mins and then drop to the floor in tour poison induced death.

(Video on my Youtube page! search thewinoftheweek)

Overall i'm going to give this game a 9 of 10. The best game i've played by far! Please, i beg you. Drop Black ops, Pick up your copy of Portal 2!

Next time what am i going to have a look at? Here a hint!


"Play Well" boys n girls!

Thursday 28 April 2011

HOMEFRONT (Xbox 360) Review!!! *SPOILERS*

Whats happening guys, as i type this is currently sat in a lesson (which ive completeated) so please excuse this if its abit "edgy"

Now im gonna Rant about, the dramatic faliure of HOMEFRONT (Xbox 360)
Going to one of my best mates houses and seeing it gather dust, i ask "Are you even playing that?" He hapily replies "Nope" I then take up the chance to borrow the game. As he hands the box over to me he gently smiles. I know know why.

Now imagine my delight when i put the disk in, at the main menu, everything is running incredibly fast. A fast shoot em' up so i can run in guns blazing. screw all stealth missions.

I enter the game to one of the best intros to a game ive ever seen. It kind of reminds me as half life 2 where your on a dull train, instead your being taken through a town in collorado on a bus because the crazed Korean war machine want to sign you up as a piolot in the fictional KPA.

So here i am, In awe of the event leading up to your escape questioning "WHOLY CRAP?! CAN THEY ACTUALY DO THIS?" considdering the whole fiasco over the MW2 airport level, Im supprised this even go to mainstream with this idea.

So here i am runign around with a pistol thinking this game is awesome... I come across a collectable. (1 of 61)... FML.

I HATE COLLECTABLES IN VIDEO GAMES. I know video games arnt very realistic and the game is set in the future, but i pose to you ther reader 3 questions. Why are these collecables in the most stupid locations, Why are they glowing? And where the hell is this person putting these things?
Im all for Replay-abilty but collectables is not the way to go about it, Why cant they make a game like "Heavy rain (PS3)" where all decisions can unlock a different endings, like those books I didnt like [I LOVE <3!] where "Please turn to page 7" would decided your fate.

Okay so im prety impressed with how the game holds itself and the sheer amount of weaponry that i can use. i remeber starting with the pistol in the first level "Why we fight" and then picking up the M15.... The sound ressembling a secret love child of barry white and chuck noris. This meaning the sweet sexual tennor of Mr Barry while while having the punch of chuck noris's hidden fist... Infact, Just chuck noris loking the enemy in the eye. The story line is, in my opinon alright not factic, but alright. In places it can be predicatable and shocking which i love, i love to have compassion to the charecters when effectivly metaphorical human waste hits the metaphorical air blowing device.

One this that RUINED this game for me. the ending. I liek being left on a cliff hanger, especialy the emotional roller coaster this game provides, however when what happends happends. Your left thinking "Oh. No 2 then...." not "WHOLY SHIT! IS THERE A NUMBER 2?!?!" THQ might as well of just put on the screen "TO BE CONTINUED..."

Over all id rate this game as a 3 - 5 orr 6 - 10. I would recomend it a play, but its not my kind of thing.

Have a go at it, and let me know what you all think!!
Peace!

Sunday 24 April 2011

Back and running!! 24/04/2011

HAPPY EASTER!

In this episode we have the Awesome Mr Jonathan Danby Right beside my self and our resident, the ever popular MR. billy gill.

We talk about Porn (Funny names in the adult entertainment sector) We argue... Decide Portal 2 is possibly THE best game ever, and then we rant some more.

NOT forgetting though, our new segment called BIGtom Vs.

Now we should change the name seeing as me and billy are on the same team :/

Anyway give it a listen, let us know what you think :)

We are going to do a segment where were going to answer your questions aswell so please hit us up on Facebook, here or our email address thewinoftheweek@hotmail.co.uk

Till Next week, the download is in below.

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Sunday 3 April 2011

Episode 1!!!

Alright, its not perfect.
actualy making a plan for next week :)

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Much love!